May 2013
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
rlmjob:
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
I volunteer as tribute!
ohshititsgreg:
If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
vanillish:
underneathesestairs:
So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this
And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and
IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD ICAN’T BERAETGH
lilbunnygirl:
*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*
dirudo:
pussy game too strong
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
drarna:
the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts
mermaidsandmisandry:
things i dont need in my life:
wasps
those stringy things on the banana
commercials on youtube
striderna:
there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot
sharonosbourne:
paulbearer:
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
meladoodle:
*heelys into the gates of heaven*
